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Joke of the Day

"What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common? You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running"

"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."

"Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"

"I have a diabetic racist uncle who doesn't get on with milk. He lacks toes and tolerance."

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."

"Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna? It's a hit"

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a plane crash. Who survives? Not the joke."

"What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes? It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work."