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Joke of the Day

"friend: Try this me[takes drink] It's wine friend: Did you detect a hint of anything? me:Alcohol friend: But what did it taste like? me:Wine"

"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."

"What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around? 420 raze it!"

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."

"the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed"

"Brobbits before Hobbits"

"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."

"I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey."

"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."