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Joke of the Day

"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."

"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"

"I've got a friend whose nickname is ""Shagger"". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it"

"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."

"Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Neither did he"

"2 cannibals are eating a clown... ""....does this taste funny to you?"""

"[taking atendance] teacher: jimmy jimmy: here teacher: susie susie: here teacher: (sighs) omnipresemt sentinel omnipresent sentinel: always"

"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."

"A boss is like a customer in a restaurant. He wants the best food to be served. But when it comes to cooking his own food, he can even eat his own shit."