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Joke of the Day
"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."
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"I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated"
"Waiter: Did we decide? Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen."
"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."
"Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."
"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"Apparently I can tell the future. If I want something really bad I know it won't happen."
"Why is a bad government like a bikini? Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall."