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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"

"Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet"

"Made alphabet soup for a friend The next day he came to me holding his stomach. I asked him what was wrong. He said that the soup gave him a ""vowel"" movement!"

"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"

"My friend said he knew of a way to always win in Russian roulette I can't tell you what it was, but let's just say... My mind was blown"

"What's the difference between a chick and a woman? The chick says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and the woman says "" any-cock-will-do"""

"They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it."

"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""