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Joke of the Day

"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"

"It ain't harassment if... Her ass meant to be slapped"

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"

"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"

"1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster."

"North Korea claims that they detonated an H Bomb Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Jong-**BOOM**"

"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"

"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."

"Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality."

"I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners."