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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists I will call it, Ji-hotties"
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"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."
"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"
"I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work. On a lighter note, I'm selling a lightly used skateboard."
"Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for"
"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"
"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle"
"What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon? ""Can someone get me some dry socks?"""
"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"