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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists I will call it, Ji-hotties"

"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"

"A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber..."

"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"

"Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he's full of shit."

"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""

"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."

"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."

"It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend ...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease."

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."