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Joke of the Day
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
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"The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors."
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church? A virgin"
"The Marines are a department of the Navy... The Men's Department"
"[boardroom] ""Now hear me out. They're Teenage.."" Ok ""Mutant.."" I like where this is going ""Ninja.."" Noun me, Graham! ""Turtles"" You're fired"
"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"
"""Too soon"" joke? Did you hear about that International France Futball game last night? I heard it was the bomb."
"Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3? Because off sequence, Yoda was."