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Joke of the Day

"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""

"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"

"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."

"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"

"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"

"What do you call the style of facial hair native americans grow. A-Patch-ey Its all i got"

"The problem with today's children is that today's grown-ups are idiots."

"I've been practicing pickup lines for depressed men... Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?"

"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."