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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he knew of a way to always win in Russian roulette I can't tell you what it was, but let's just say... My mind was blown"

"I tried to use 'penis' as my password But it was too short."

"Why????? Which service would the with ask if she would check into a hotel??? THE BROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"

"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"

"Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot."

"""Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..."" - Optimist Prime."

"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."

"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."

"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"