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Joke of the Day
"Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet"
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"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"
"King's Landing Tommen put the king's landing in King's Landing"
"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."
"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance....... so I pushed her over."
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work..."
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."