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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chick and a woman? The chick says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and the woman says "" any-cock-will-do"""

"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"

"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"

"A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens"

"Gf: come over Me: can't, playing the new call of duty Gf: my parents are out of town Me: you're 30 years old, grow up"

"chicken. knock knock Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the idiots house.) *knock knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken...."

"I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?"

"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"

"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"

"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"