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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"How did little Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"I almost got raped in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously."

"Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !"

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."

"[NSFW] What starts with an R and ends with a sentence? Rape"

"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."

"Why do you never see an elephant hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"Spanish for wife - ""esposa"" Spanish for handcuffs - ""esposas"" Well played, Spanish"