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Joke of the Day

"Going to open a used car dealership & employ only super cute girls who will cry until you buy something"

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"

"How do you get three gay men off your couch Jerk one off, the other two will come"

"I'm selling my talking parrot..... Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."

"I refuse to jump on the I hate Mondays' bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally"

"This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days."

"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."

"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."

"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."

"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"