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Joke of the Day

"How do you get three gay men off your couch Jerk one off, the other two will come"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."

"I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving... Way too close to Syria."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"

"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"

"God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round."

"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."

"Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV... Finally a positive in his life."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus"

"Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music."