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Joke of the Day

"This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days."

"Why don't cannibals have dogs? Because you're not supposed to feed them people food."

"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee Free"

"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."

"What hood was the Swedish cholo from? StockHOLMES!"

"Oh heres a good joke my life"

"What's Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? The Wall. Huehuehue"

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."