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Joke of the Day

"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"

"I always hate going into my cousin's house. He vapes e-cigarettes constantly... ...so whenever I leave there, I end up smelling like an ashlesstray."

"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."

"Apparently, the words ""I'd still hit it"" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral"

"Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend? He's super clingy."

"How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !"

"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."

"I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student"

"It takes 10,000 bumper stickers to create just one vegan."

"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""