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Joke of the Day
"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."
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"Neighbor: I need to run to the store. Can you watch the baby? Me (thinks of Daredevil cued up on Netflix): I am a registered sex offender"
"What's the difference between crime and cybercrime? At the moment this joke."
"I warned everyone that I take charades seriously and now three people are crying"
"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."
"A good groaner What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle? A dead poodle, split in half."
"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."
"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."
"Mom mom are farts heavy? ""no, son""... ""oh I guess I shit myself then"""
"If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with"