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Joke of the Day
"I refuse to jump on the I hate Mondays' bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally"
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"I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep."
"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."
"What's pink and retarded? A Flamongo."
"The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing."
"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"
"A man walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"""
"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"
"Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow."
"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."