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Joke of the Day
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"
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"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""
"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."
"What was the sale in Jewish circumsicions? Buy one get one half off"
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""
"My 4 yr old: I wish I was a nurse. Me: You can be one day, if you want. Him: *sadly shaking head* No. I'm going to be a Power Ranger."
"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."
"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""
"Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good."