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Joke of the Day

"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"

"Volunteer shark bait is a much more inspiring name for surfers"

"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"

"How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?"

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"

"Marshawn Lynch came back to play for the month of October. Breast Mode"

"Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we'll soon see who's leading the Poles."

"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"

"Had to pick my son up from school today He got caught being wanked off under the desk by someone in his class for the 3rd time this week! I said ""son, maybe teaching isn't the job for you!"""

"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"