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Joke of the Day

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"

"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"

"i showed an african kid ""the human centipede film"".... he wasn't hungry anymore"

"Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming."

"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."

"The only time my wife will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground"

"Actually, I thought 50 Shades Of Grey was about Taco Bell meat."

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"George Washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite."