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Joke of the Day

"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"

"Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day."

"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"

"I bought my girlfriend a new LOTR themed sex toy... ... It's called Dildo Shaggins"

"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."

"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."

"""Did you know Jesus was a carpenter?"" -every carpenter, 100 times a day."

"Did you guys hear about the gay astronaut? He landed on Uranus"

"My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas. I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out."

"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."