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Joke of the Day

"Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we'll soon see who's leading the Poles."

"I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere."

"Difference between a 14 year old girl and a Volvo? I don't have a Volvo BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT"

"Do you know why ladies call my penis a flight stick? Because it makes them sore."

"Why did AMD release black edition cpu? Cause they run faster than white."

"The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score."

"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""

"Dammit, this spermicide didn't work at all. My kids are still here and now they won't stop whining about their eyes burning"

"""Where was you at?"" I was probably not skipping English class."