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Joke of the Day
"Marshawn Lynch came back to play for the month of October. Breast Mode"
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"Two law students walk into a bar. They both failed."
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde."
"Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war? He was a veteran Aryan."
"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."
"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"
"ran out of deodorant this morning, so I spritzed on some windex. Now birds keep crashing into my armpits :("
"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."