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Joke of the Day

"Volunteer shark bait is a much more inspiring name for surfers"

"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."

"Putting random stuff in peoples carts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"

"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"

"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."

"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"

"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"

"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"Cats are just fuzzy houseplants that hate you."

"What do somolian pirates use as weapons? Arrrrpg's"