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Joke of the Day
"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"
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"I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh But now I'm reformed"
"""What do we want?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""When do we want them?"" ""Hearing aids."""
"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."
"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."
"What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? a trom-bone."
"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"
"How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman? Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald."
"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."
"""You made your bed now lay in it"" doesn't really sound like a punishment to me. I love laying in a freshly made bed. And other 5am thoughts"