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Joke of the Day

"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time"

"Why the Indian programmers are good at C or Java, but not Basic? Because they're cast-sensitive!"

"Man, Trump has gotten a tremendous amounts of votes... Would be a shame if someone deleted them"

"What do you call a horse that is on fire? Neighpalm"

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten- tickles FTW!"

"Some people say that I'm too vague."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... the Welshman's not there because he's still at the Euros."

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."