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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"

"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."

"I'm listening to U2 acapella recordings. Just needed to take The Edge off"

"I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag."

"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"

"Why I love duct tape? It can turn ""No, no no!"" into ""mmph, mmmph, mmmph"""

"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"

"You know a girl is right for you when... You know a girl is right for you when she is complimentary."

"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."