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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with your mom A sandwich"
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"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"
"I have a pet dog who can speak. Today I walked in to my house, and he was right there waiting for me. I asked him, ""Hai Buddy, How was your day ?"" And he goes: "" rrrrRough """
"I used to be a street performer But I could only accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."
"Me: *delivers fantastic presentation* Fish Boss: great work! Me: thanks for letting MINNOW what you think! Fish Boss: you're fired."
"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."
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"Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!"
"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"