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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is like the gas station. Pump and Pay."
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"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."
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"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"
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"I asked a sexy chinese girl for her number, she replied sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight... I said wow, I must be in luck, until her friend grabbed me and said, she means 6663629"
"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."
"Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds."
"Caesar: friends, Romans countryman lend me your ear... [2 days later] *Caesar opens mailbox* ""oh FFS Van Gogh IT'S A SAYING!!!!!'"