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Joke of the Day

"Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!"

"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."

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"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"

"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."

"Generally, the phrases ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" are used synonymously... But not at a funeral."

"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."

"Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!"

"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."

"Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones."