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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels."

"I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""

"A cat got run over A little boy told his teacher that his cat got run over its ass and the teacher said its thats terrible but its called a rectum. the boy said: rectum? it near killed him."

"Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends."

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."

"As a kid, I was always scared of the dentist. He was a pedophile. You wouldn't believe the fillings he gave me."

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."

"What do you call an elf who lost all his toys? Legolas"