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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."
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"Name please ""Yo-Yo Ma"" Your full name [quietly] ""Yoghurt-Yoghurt Marmalade"""
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"What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife? You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while."
"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."
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"Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one"