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Joke of the Day

"I have a pet dog who can speak. Today I walked in to my house, and he was right there waiting for me. I asked him, ""Hai Buddy, How was your day ?"" And he goes: "" rrrrRough """

"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."

"What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens? Caesar salad"

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"

"Why did the duck go into Rehab? Because he was a quack head"

"Ugly How do you know your the ugly in a couple? I will spell it out for you, U come first..."

"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."