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Joke of the Day

"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"

"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"

"What did the comedian eat on Easter? Hot cross puns."

"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"

"Why I will never go bungee jumping... I was brought into this world through a broken rubber and I'm not about to be taken out by one."

"Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking."

"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."

"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."

"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."

"True love is when they look at you, see you're batshit insane, and love you anyway."