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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."
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"Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques? He always burned the Franks."
"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."
"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."
"My friend works at a circumcision clinic I asked him if he charges alot for his circumcisions He said ""No, I just keep the tips."""
"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"
"What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!"
"My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol"
"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"
"What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? ""Well doggone !"""