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Joke of the Day
"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."
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"A Chinese kid was born before the due date..So his parents named him ""Sudden Lee!"""
"Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours"
"What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness."
"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it."
"I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day... ""Dubai?"" He asked ""Yes, and sell"" I replied."
"I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast."
"If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?"
"What kind of drugs to frogs take? methamphibians."