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Joke of the Day

"You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?"

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit"

"This Halloween, I put a potato in my pants and ordered people around. I was a dictator."

"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"

"A new card game It's called the Star of David. You take out all the cards you don't like, put a star on them, and then you burn them."

"What is the most popular cheese in ""the Upside Down""? Demogorgonzola"

"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."

"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."

"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"