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Joke of the Day

"What is the most popular cheese in ""the Upside Down""? Demogorgonzola"

"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."

"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."

"What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland? A virgin."

"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."

"Kanye West is now on Twitter. Since he doesn't follow anyone, not only will he not let you finish, he's not gonna let you start, either."

"What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you."

"The hardest part about coaching Little League is remembering not to say, ""MOTHERFUCKER FIRST FUCKING BASE GODDAMMIT SHIT!!!"" all the time."

"When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster."

"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."