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Joke of the Day

"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"

"what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off"

"Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*"

"Everybody's talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn't even notice him. Weird."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."

"I just paid $4,000 to have a skywriter write ""Actually, Vanessa, YOU'RE the one who's being 'dramatic'."""

"Your momma is so fat..... she ate all of reddits servers."

"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."

"I saw a lady with 12 nipples the other day... Sounds weird dozen tit?"