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Joke of the Day
"Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit"
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"How is a marriage similar to a deck of cards? Starting off with 2 hearts and a diamond seems great but by the end all you want is a club and a spade."
"Today I heard a guy on the street say, ""It's chowder season, baby!"" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words"
"Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer."
"A man walks into a bar. He then says ""ouch."""
"Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."
"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."
"How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's ""Like"" button?"