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Joke of the Day
"I like Buddha He's a well rounded guy"
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"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."
"How many people can ride on a bird? Toucan."
"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan."
"What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime."
"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""
"i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami"
"I have literally never seen a mattress store with customers in it"
"Why will you never see a stag on the internet? They like to stay anony-moose"
"FACT: If you don't own a suit, you get to stay in your twenties forever."