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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."
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"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper!"
"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody ever eats parsley."
"Guns don't kill people. Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information."
"i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles"
"Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later."
"Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?"
"Everyone's awkward shines a little brighter on an elevator."