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Joke of the Day

"A new card game It's called the Star of David. You take out all the cards you don't like, put a star on them, and then you burn them."

"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""

"""You have a date? With who?"" [Sees a fishing boat] ""Uh, her name is Net..."" [Sees someone with a booger] ""Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."""

"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."

"I may not be perfect but I am always me."

"My stages of drunk: 1. You're UGLY 2. You're HOT 3. You're BEAUTIFUL 4. Your HONOR in my defense......"

"Offering the floral arrangement as a meal to the gluten free, lactose intolerant, allergy ridden vegetarian is apparently not ok."

"Who is the best underwater Transformer? Octopus Prime!"

"What smell foot, pussy and ass in the same time ? rolled into a ball tights"

"How do you know if you are drowning in milk? If it's pasturize"