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Joke of the Day
"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."
"What do you call a dog wearing a watch? You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog."
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the Spaghetto. (I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)"
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."
"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."
"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? Titanic didn't toilet."