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Joke of the Day
"The gym called... He said he needed to be picked up"
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"TIL that a baby can recognize its mother's heartbeat due to how much time they spent inside their mom I can also recognize your mom's heartbeat."
"Never argue with somebody legally blind about spear fighting... they can hardly see your point."
"Saw a guy on the side of the road with a ""will work for food"" sign. So I threw him a coconut."
"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"
"INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if... wat if water was mor like sandwich"
"A good groaner What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle? A dead poodle, split in half."
"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."
"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"
"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."