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Joke of the Day
"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."
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"Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?"
"What do you get when you cross a bungee cord with an owl?? My ass."
"What's the difference between an eight-ball of cocaine and a pre-pubescent boy? Eric Clapton wouldn't let an eight-ball of coke fall out a hotel window."
"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff"
"Ever heard of an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? They lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"
"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."
"My sex life"