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Joke of the Day
"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"
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"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."
"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."
"""Emma Stone"" ~ Italian man telling you he's high"
"How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator"
"You are my fan because u blow me away."
"How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple"
"Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people."
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."