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Joke of the Day

"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"

"I never knew the word ""mom"" could even have 7 syllables until I had kids."

"What do you call a vegan zombie? A no-brainer."

"This election year I vote for Seroquel Because I'm Antipsychotic"

"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"

"What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey."

"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."

"I Was Going To Write A Theater Piece On Puns.... ...but then I realized it would just be a play on words."

"What does a Middle-Eastern person eat for breakfast? Syria-l"

"Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!"