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Joke of the Day

"Never argue with somebody legally blind about spear fighting... they can hardly see your point."

"Happy Fat Tuesday... Or as your mother calls it, just another day."

"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""

"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."

"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."

"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."

"what is the leading cause of Pedophilia? Sexy kids"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be on the boat!"

"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"